If you don’t have skinny genes don’t wear skinny jeans
if you don’t have a brain don’t open your mouth. people can wear whatever the fuck they want, why does it matter to you what other people dress like? they are not dressing for you they are dressing for themselves.
ok lady gaga
If I die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me I will come back and fucking murder them.
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
